That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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