You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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