Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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