So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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