your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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