He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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