I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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