It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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