I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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