So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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