My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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