is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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