Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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