This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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