I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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