How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Why is there bacon in the couch?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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