I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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