I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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