She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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