There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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