my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
whose parrot is this?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
