well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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