I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Someone came in the potted fern
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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