before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Randomize
