my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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