Having a random hookup so left but love u
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
this just has baby written all over it
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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