Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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