how can u be prego again
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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