My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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