try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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