false alarm. still invincible.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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