I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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