I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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