If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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