No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
