i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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