Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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