I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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