Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just sucked dick on a ferry
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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