dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
COCAINE IS GR8
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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