i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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