just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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