She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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