so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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