I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Floor bacon is actually really good
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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