We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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