Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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