My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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