Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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