..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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