I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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