You really coming over, don't trick.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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