I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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