sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Randomize
